Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Cute for a heffer

At the start of this pregnancy I though I would be the cutest pregnant dresser ever I had so many ideas or what I was gonna wear and how cute I would look but somewhere along the way I mixed up my words and cute....became...comfy!
Now I don't care what I look like its all about how comfy I feel, especially with the wonderful weather we are having here in Denver, Colorado - the idea now is - how comfy can I get and not show sweat marks!!!
Also have you seen some of the prices of maternity stuff? luckily my friend gave 3 boxes of maternity stuff which I have quickly out grown most - so the occasional cuteness is due to her x

Today I'm having a BAD day I have just looked in the mirror and my lovely legs, have been replaced by tree truck 'nan' legs with hugely swollen trotters sticking out from rather unflattering shorts (which my friend plans to burn when I'm no longer pregnant as she hates them so much - I'm having to agree with her lately!) and my t-shirt feels a tad too small as my fat arms bulge out from it, the boobs are contained but again make the t-shirt tight the only thing thats makes me smile is my nice fat round belly with baby kicking and moving around in it.
Today I'm not hitting either cute or comfy - its time to have this baby!!!

Do you hear that baby g, were ready hurry up!

R x

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Crumb Catchers.....

Bristol's, boobs, tits, melons, jugs, call them what you will mine are now one thing and one thing to me....Crumb Catchers.
I don't know how I coped before, surely I now vacuum less because of them? everyone should get a large pair - you don't have to worry about the 20 second rule of food falling on the floor, the crumb catchers get anything you drop and cause they're your crumb catchers you could have a biscuit in there all day and still be able to eat it!!!!! well unless its a chocolate one...too messy!

Honestly every night I take my bra off and I have a line of crumbs under my boobs, gross!

How do 'larger' people cope....they must have lines of crumbs in more places than just under the boobs, whole sandwiches probably!

Downside....they don't just catch crumbs....my t-shirts are always stained as food just seems to drop there and hit either the catchers or the barrel belly! ah well!

Mucky girl R x

Friday, July 9, 2010

Like a barrel of beer!

26 weeks and 3 days pregnant
Craving bacon
I have a cold - sore throat and stuffy nose
Sleep eludes me from 4am - 7am, then Steve gets up and I go back to bed again!

38inches around the middle
38 inches around my hips
38 and a quarter inches around my boobs
Weight not sure at the moment.



I'm like a barrel of beer!

R x